Monday, September 6, 2010

How Do You Use Your Chopsticks?

Haha, I'm on a rolllllll. Two posts in two days, I spoil you guys. =P

Anyways, as promised, here's your weekly story. =)

Chopsticks

A woman who had worked all her life to bring about good was granted one wish: "Before I die let me visit both hell and heaven." Her wish was granted.

She was whisked off to a great banqueting hall. The tables were piled high with delicious food and drink. Around the tables sat miserable, starving people as wretched as could be.

"Why are they like this?" she asked the angel who accompanied her.

"Look at their arms," the angel replied.

She looked and saw that attached to the people's arms were long chopsticks secured above the elbow.They would bend their arms and desperately aim their elbows at the food, attempting to use the chopsticks to feed themselves. After missing every time, however, they sat hungry, frustrated and miserable.

"Indeed this is hell! Take me away from here!"

She was then whisked off to heaven. Again, she found herself in a great banqueting hall with tables and tables of delicious foods. Around the tables sat people laughing, contented, joyful.

"No chopsticks, I suppose," she mused to herself.

As she continued to look about, she began to notice long chopsticks attached above their elbows - just as in hell. Here, however, the people had learnt to feed one another.

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We have all been given the same things essentially. But, it really is up to you to decide how you will use them (I am very tempted to say "for the greater good" here but will refrain haha).

So, tell me, how will you use your chopsticks?

Happiness Equals Bracket. =)

7 comments:

  1. awesome story lindy ! =D
    mind me asking where you get them from?

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  2. Haha, awww such a faithful reader, Andy. Thanks! =))

    And of course not. =)
    It sucks that I don't have enough space to post them all so go for gold.

    http://www.rogerdarlington.me.uk/stories.html

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  3. Would the original be with long handled spoons.

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  4. Dude, you guys freaking rock :)

    BABE. I MISS YOU. LIKE. CRAZY.
    So crazy that it makes me place a fullstop after every word :P

    PLEASE LET YOUR SEXY ASS BE FREE NEXT WEEK.

    Lovelovelove your blog, btw :)
    <3 x

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  5. Awww thanks for being so awesome guys. Makes Bella and me feel so SO happy. <33

    And I haven't read the spoon variation of the story, Michael, but I thought chopsticks would be quite fitting haha. =P

    AND YES I MISS YOU TOO! I am free basically ALL next week so we HAVE TO CATCH UP! Also, start posting more blogs already so I know what's the happity haps with youu. ;D

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  6. JENNY HERE.
    LINDY YOU SMEXXY POOP.
    I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH.
    LET'S CONTINUE FEEDING EACH OTHER TILL THE END!
    =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    OH AND,
    if you run out of the biore masks, I'll get you some more okay? So use them soooooooon~

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